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David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

aseaofquotes:

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

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congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

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cinematicshit:

I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show. 

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opcion:

by Evan Roth

opcion:

by Evan Roth

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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- My boss rented this mansion from Bucky’s estate. Legend has it that Bucky built his own secret chocolate room.

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beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.

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