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Rachel, it’s Paolo calling from Rome.

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Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
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"so youre saying all you can make are SAUCES and PLATES??"

"actually theyre, um, saucers"

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Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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"Fuckers, don’t laugh! You motherfuckers."

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